Oddly Enough Features
1-armed man arrested with machete, clown mask calls it prank
BIDDEFORD, Maine (AP) -- A one-armed Maine man accused of startling neighbors by going for a stroll wearing a clown mask and brandishing a machete says it was supposed to be a prank....
Former CIA agent wants to buy Twitter to kick Trump off
WASHINGTON (AP) -- Former undercover CIA agent Valerie Plame Wilson is looking to crowdfund enough money to buy Twitter so President Donald Trump can't use it....
Pittsburgh police, FBI looking for wig-wearing bank robber
PITTSBURGH (AP) -- Pittsburgh police and FBI agents are trying to find a bank robber who wore an unkempt woman's wig to disguise himself....
Upset over drug use on property, owner torches trailer home
CHILLICOTHE, Ohio (AP) -- Authorities say an Ohio property owner admitted setting his vacant trailer home on fire because he's tired of renting it to people addicted to drugs....
Judge refuses to toss conviction in $100B bogus lien case
CHICAGO (AP) -- A federal udge has affirmed the conviction of a woman who filed $100 billion in bogus liens against judges, a prosecutor and other law enforcers in Chicago to avenge her brother's drug conviction....
German police seize thousands of 'Trump' ecstasy tablets
BERLIN (AP) -- German police say they have seized thousands of tablets of the party drug ecstasy in the shape of Donald Trump's head, a haul with an estimated street value of 39,000 euros ($45,900.)...
Dog that went missing after Tinder date reunited with owner
LEONIA, N.J. (AP) -- A dog that went missing after a house sitter invited a Tinder date to the home has been reunited with its owner....
To E or not to E - USC didn't in spelling Shakespeare's name
LOS ANGELES (AP) -- Visitors to the University of Southern California might well be muttering, "What fools these mortals be" as they stroll past a statue of the legendary queen of Troy and notice William Shakespeare's name seemingly misspelled at its base....
Bourbon, pizzas and now spaghetti sauce cover Arkansas roads
CAMDEN, Ark. (AP) -- It's a smorgasbord on Arkansas highways, with the third food spill in as many weeks....
Buddy the blind sea lion goes to Los Angeles Zoo
LOS ANGELES (AP) -- He's big and he's loud....
Senate President Pro Tempore Joe Scarnati is asking Governor Wolf to start freezing program spending due to a lack of revenue package as Pennsylvania deficit-strapped state government soon will not be able to pay every bill on time. Since the 2008 recession, the state Treasury has repeatedly supplied cash infusions into the depleted bank account, but Scarnati calls it irresponsible to borrow more money while the state government lacks a balanced budget nearly two months into the fiscal year, and unconstitutional to spend it.
Will the strategy outlined by President Donald Trump lead to a military victory in Afghanistan?